I LITERALLY DROPPED MY JAW AND STARED AT THE FUCKING SCREEN FOR 3 MINUTES….
You tell me a game with a 100 million dollar budget is better than something like Portal or Journey, and I will fight you.
Portal 2 is better than Portal.
I will fight you.
Portal 2 is the better story but Portal is the better game?
The point where Portal 2 became “find the panels that you can actually put things on” was where the puzzle part of the experience stopped entertaining me but the story and characters never stopped being compelling.Source: krudman
I was trying to make Akinator guess himself. After a few questions he asked if my character was a genie and I knew he was going to get it, so when he asked if my character was gay I just said yes. The he asked if my character was known for a specific sexual act and I said yes again. This is the answer I got.
look how proud he is of his sexy bf
I didn’t know Akinator was gay.
well this is awkward
(via dani990)Source: megallica
the article just got better as i kept on reading
a pOTATO OMG
Who knew that unfathomable lust could be successfully fathomed by a raw potato
How the hell does misted water get her down feeling a cool spray on your face is like the hottest thing ever.
I imagine it’s like squirting a spray bottle in a dog’s face so it will stop pooping on the floorSource: billhitchert
I always imagined it was swapped out to a random griffon and she just continued calling it Minerva like nothing had happened.
This is kinda one of the reasons I really hate class changes
Except for how griffon riders are a -direct upgrade- from the base Wyvern Rider for some reason. I just imagine that griffon rider!Cherche is just Cherche, riding Minerva, who herself is riding on top of a griffon because she’s too old for this shit.
That is absolutely ridiculous
Head canon acceptedSource: awkwardzombie.com