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oregonnukesailor:

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tilthat:

TIL that the raeson why water doesnt enter our buttholes when we fart or spread our asscheeks arbitrarily is because, is because the human body is engineered after the principle of the submarine, who is also doesnt the water doesnt enter his butthole when he enlarges rectum to shoot tortilas

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lvnarsapphic:

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original ss: @beverlycrushed

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abyssalhuntersnerd:

FUCKING CALLED IT-

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TOLD YOU THAT WE WOULD GET HER SKIN WITH THE UT CC! LET’S FUCKING GO ARKNIGHTS, THANK YOU SHE LOOKS AMAZING I CAN DIE HAPPILY NOW-

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harlequin-wheels:

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1vZ4y1a7Be?p=2

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CC 9 SONG JUST DROPPED

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saccharinescorpion:
“~Just Girly Things~
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saccharinescorpion:

~Just Girly Things~

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everybodylovestitties:

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garthgender:

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garthgender:

You ever think about how crows are acting not unlike how early humans probably did and you’re just like. Oh ok

I saw a Thing one time about how the earliest sign of civilization is a healed femur because that shows that we were taking care of each other because if we Didn’t a broken leg would mean you Die because you can’t. Do things

And I was thinking about this and I remembered also seeing an article about this one mated pair of crows where one of them broke its beak and thus couldn’t properly feed itself on its own. So the other one helps

So basically I have connected the two dots (“you didn’t connect shit”) I’ve connected them

And also they not only use tools but teach each other how to construct them, so uh

Really makes you think

Realistically I know immortality would kinda suck but I’d love to see where crows are going with this

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th4nkyoub3n:

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You run a tattoo parlor. Every couple of weeks, the same customer comes in, always requesting the same tattoo: an additional tally mark on an ever-growing cluster of tally marks.

“what are you counting”

“how many tattoos i’ve gotten”

“i’m no longer serving you”

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