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lorsted:
“Dependable flatmate,
taking care of business,
picking up groceries,
losing her wallet on the way home.
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lorsted:

Dependable flatmate,
taking care of business,
picking up groceries,
losing her wallet on the way home.

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hjartasalt:

psyduck-institute:

hjartasalt:

I have exactly one thing to say about shoplifting from large chains and it’s this: if you’re gonna do it then please take the whole product

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Just take the whole pack, please.

This is the worst thing I’ve seen in my entire life

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eunnieboo:

autobio comic about eunnie, colored in black, white, and various shades of light pink. page 1: sometime in 2020. eunnie lies in bed with a blank look, staring off into space. the wall beside her bed is decorated with posters, featuring art of women kissing, sensual close-ups of women, and artistic portrayals of women in the nude. "i think i might be a lesbian," eunnie says out loud, her expression unchanged.ALT
page 2: POOF! an angel and devil appear over eunnie. they are both cute girls. "well, that would explain some things!" the angel remarks, putting a hand on her chin in thought. some examples of these things appear next to her in a list: eunnie's discomfort with her first (and only boyfriend), her desire to attract women, and her passion for sapphic art.ALT
page 3: "i mean that doesn't necessarily make her a lesbian," the devil points out, looking unconvinced. "i guess, but we know who we're talking about here... it kinda adds up," the angel says, trying to reason with her. "also wasn't her first kiss with a girl?" "UM," the devil says loudly. she jabs a finger towards her, looking incredibly indignant. "THAT WAS A DARE!"ALT
page 4: the angel stares at her with the most unimpressed, deadpan expression before folding her hands in her lap. "ok so we're not listening to her," she begins. "wait she might have a point," eunnie interrupts suddenly, sitting up in bed. she has a comically serious look on her face, like the devil has made the most important, eye-opening argument of all time.ALT

the circus was in town that day 🤡

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triplexmile:

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Casual Korra

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rosewind2007:

ghostzvne:

a few years ago, i made a flowchart for my partner in order to convince them to leave a pathfinder group that was actively making their life worse. today i revised my original chart to convince a friend to leave her d&d group that is actively making her life worse.

here is the chart. i promise its utility is not only with tabletop RPGs but it does have a high hit rate for those

A flowchart with the questions “Is it required?” “Is it emotionally fulfilling?” and “Is it fun?”. All yes answers lead to “Do it” and the final no leads to “DUMP HIS ASS!”ALT

I feel this has wider application

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astraldemise:

thebooknotthemovie:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

girl i know i love old boats and they got into accidents all the time and i wouldnt exactly regard an ocean liner as a not horrifying mode of transport but i just remembered we used to have those fucking balloon airships. i dont like planes myself but thank god we started making air transport out of shit that wasnt 100% flammable

3 images of the airship USS Los Angeles being blown by a gust of wind into a completely vertical positionALT

domt like that

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girl they used to catch fire for no reason and kill everyone

THAT WAS ONE TIME

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it happened a few times

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phlebasthebroenician:

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My favorite rejected New Yorker submission

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kagawayusaku:

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https://twitter.com/Patra_HNST

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rennebright:

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duskxdawn:
“Kal'tsit
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